Sudden Potato Syndrome

It doesn't exist according to Google but I propose that it become a recognised health problem around the globe.
Symptoms involve:
- Sudden weather changes to near freezing
- Hibernation like sleeping habits
- Requiring a heart-attack inducing amount of caffeine just to start the day
- Enough sugar to kill a dozen diabetics
- Unusual layering habits in an attempt to avoid frostbite
- Unexplained naps
- Inexcusable laziness
- Over consumption of fast foods that are warmer than a sandwich and easier to 'make' for dinner than a can of soup.


To quote the mighty Shakespeare from Measure for Measure;
"I'll pray a thousand prayers for your death"
Or to paraphrase Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory:
Oh, Winter thou art a heartless bitch.