Dad Jokes; Tasteful or Tacky?

What is Beethovens favourite fruit?
BA NA NA NAAAAA

I personally enjoy the old man jokes. No matter how tacky or lame they are to others. They just work perfectly with my sense of humour and that's probably a bad thing...

So here's a bunch just for you!

Why did God make only one Yogi Bear? Because when he tried to make a second one he
made a Boo-Boo. 

What do you call a guy who never farts in public? A private tutor. 

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. (no eye dear) What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes? Still no idea. 

What's long, yellow and fruity? An apple in disguise.  

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 1st floor and one falling from the 17th floor , the guy falling from the first goes, ' splat , Aaaaaaaargh " and the one from the 17th goes, " Aaaaaaargh , splat ". 

Where do kings keep their armies? In their sleevies. 

Why don't anteaters get sick? Because they're full of anty-bodies! 

Why do you go to bed? Because the bed won't come to you.    

What goes black, white, black, white, black, white? A penguin falling down the stairs

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead


Why did the other Koala fall out of the tree? Pissed itself laughing


Why did the third koala fall out? It thought it was a game.


Why did the kangaroo drop dead? The koalas fell on it

Tacky, Terrrible and yet to the stressed Uni student they are small gems.