A Dangerous Pastime I know.

Well I have been thinking at work since I got back from Ecuador; to quote Walt Disney's Beauty and the Beast it is indeed 'A dangerous pastime. I know.", and I devised a rather nifty list that I am going to share with you all today.

Things That Would Be Awesome To Do At Work:

1. Hide behind the desk and pop up when the customer rings the bell for assistance.
2. Hide under the desk when they ring the bell for assistance and rock slowly back and forth muttering about 'Nam.
3. When answering the phone use an accent, any accent, improvise with words you *think* sound foreign.
4. Hunt a coworker. Bring in a pith hat and elephant gun so everyone else can join in.
5. Find computer chairs and race through the store. Ten points for knocking over customers, Twenty if they are young and attempt to flee.
6. Lock customers in the store by playing with that giant rollerdoor.
7. Set off the alarms by going out the emergency only exit, That one out back where you need someone to deactivate the alarm so you can get to your car 30 seconds faster.
8. Superglue. On everything.
9. Practice Zumba. They did this at a Borders bookstore. I really want to work in a bookstore that does Zumba.
10. Arm small children with water pistols and nerf guns. Create a war zone the likes of which no one has ever seen before.

I enjoy work but sometimes I think when I work. Sometimes I think so hard I answer honestly when the boss asks if I was listening and I tell her "No I was off with the fairies" but it's okay, she was talking to herself.